Corrupt A Wish

Game time...The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example:

"I wish for a puppy."

Next person: "Granted but it hates you and pees on all your favorite clothes... I wish for a new car."

Next person: "Granted, but it's broken!... I wish for..."

And so on and so on... be creative

I wish i could dance

Granted: You dance uncontrollably when you lie and you can only square dance. See you at the next ho-down!

I wish people would stop thinking Barack Obama was a Muslim.

No, that one's lame.


I wish I will never grow old.

You stay young forever but you have aids and your ugly as hell

I wish i could be rich

You get the money on your death bed.

I wish I could play drums. I might start to, in fact.

you learn to play, but everytime you touch a drumstick you burst out in hives and aids, and have the irrasistable urge to hump something


I wish i could fly

you can but u bust into flames ea time

i wish i could pick a good wish

you get it but everytime u wish you gain 45 pounds

I wish my school blew up

you get it but everytime u wish you gain 45 pounds

I wish my school blew up

granted but u get home school by a hippy zelda

i wish i was a noob

granted but u become a noob lol

i wish lee wasnt so homosexual

grnated but he does ur dad

i wish pitch would get a girl and stop doing his dad

Granted but pitch is forced to bang Jessica alba and kiera knightly at the same time



i wish lee got raped by a hairy cow

pitcherdude4 wrote:

Granted but pitch is forced to bang Jessica alba and kiera knightly at the same time



i wish lee got raped by a hairy cow

first part ya men virsions

second granted but the cow was hot

wish lee was better the pitch

granted but lee still takes man meat up his stretched out ass

i wish i had a cheeseburger

granted but the cheesebuger ate u

i wish pitch had a life

granted, but it as so great u quickly became jealous

i wihs i had a bandos plate

granted but it gets stolen by lee

i wish lee kills *cough*bitch*cough* i mean pitch

pitcherdude4 wrote:

granted but u become a noob lol

i wish lee wasnt so homosexual

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub

ur pure as in virgin and nvr lose it


i wish dor would demote pitch

(even tho i think pitch is the coolest person ive ever met, and id gicee 100m to be 1/10th as cool as him, cause he's so awesome, and i get weak knees everytime i c his awesomeness *sigh* he just simply amazing)

Granted, and you get booted


I wish this chem project was done.



P.S. Pitcher earned it.

you chem project is done but u get an 11 on it

i wish i had didn't have to walk down the hall to get food

You die of obesity.


I wish I could get a 99 skill already.

Granted but its firemaking.

I wish i had 99 woodcutting