unanswerable question game

the point behind this game is to ask questions that can be somewhat amusing and almost unanswerable and are normally a state of opinion.
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Here's an example:

Player 1: Yes

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

Player 2: The building does both

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

And so on...
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Try not to ask the same question twice. Remember, there are no right or wrong answers...in fact there are probably no answers!


I'll start us off:
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

gay, this is hard

No

does a mailman deliver his own mail, or is it a never ending chain?

its a neverending chain.

are there any other words for the word 'synonym'?

z0mg no

if a tree falls in a forest and no 1 is around to hear it, does it make a noise?

yes.

how far can a dog run into the forest?

till he gets halfway!! ownedd

what is the sound of 1 hand clapping?

none?...

a man is 75 years old and about to celebrate his17th b-day. how is this possible?

Leap year, fooL!

Why is there Braille on drive-thru ATM machines?

<P>so blind people can walk through the drive through =o!</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>it'th thimple, thay moth.</P>

Moth?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

no.. he washes his own.

if all yiks are yans are all yans yiks?

not necesarily all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

oh shit! wtf! i must be crazy!

what sinks faster, a large rock in cold water or a small rock in warm water?

gravity pulls on tehm with the same force but the small rock in warm water because the warm waters molecules are moving faster then the cold water which would allow it to ove past them faster, and the small rock has less resistence

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

no because the personalities are in the same body.


how is it that you are in a movie... but on tv?

its a tv movieee

Where IS Waldo?

in a book somewhere that book noob.

what can run but cant walk? (easy) lol

a river

why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle

glue sticks after a long exposure to air. it will stick to the bottle if it is open long enough.

what has roots as nobody see's, is taller than tree's, up up it goes... and yet never grows?

a mountain

If some1 gets hit by a speeding train and they die instantly, can they feel it?

their gramma's role over in their grave.. but they don't feel it.


how can you wake up dead? o.o

you can't

isn't every question unanswerable unless its asked?

yes

"this is more of a riddle"

Im going to dant(star wars planet)
on my way i come across 5 ships with 5 ppl on them with 5 pets ea how many living beings r going 2 dant

yes it is.

so answer this one.

25 you didn't say tehre were 5 ppl on each ship u just said 5 ppl


mines a riddle too

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.